Archive for September, 2005
Finally off the Deep End

I found this article on Slashdot this morning and I just had to be the first guy to post it on the blog here. It’s a low-down on the controller set to be released with Nintendo’s next gen console, Revolution. I suggest you read the article before you read my post any further. The shock factor of this thing should not be spoiled by my future comments. You need to see this thing with your own eyes without any preconceived notions.

Ok, read the article? No really, read it.

Alright, you done? Good. Now my first comment…

WHAT THE &#%$! Holy FREAK!! Nintendo has just officially jumped off the deep end! Japanese developers are now completely out of touch with the American market. If those crazy Japs want a friggin’ TV remote for their controller, more power to them. Let them exist in their own little Mario/Pokemon/Fluffy-Puff-Marshmallow world. The American audiences (you know, the people that take gaming SERIOUSLY) will laugh this thing out of the stores faster than you can say “development disaster”.

The motion detection features are, in my opinion, a moot point. Seems to me that the only type of game you can play on this thing now are the rediculous child-like mini-games that people in Japan seem to love. Making a controller like this means that your RPG, FPS, RTS audiences now have to learn entirely new mind-set of gaming. They can’t just “get the feel” of a new controller. Now they have to completely unlearn their gaming brain. It’s rediculous. Consumers that were debating on whether to go with PS3, 360, or Revolution will now see this hog-wash and think “well that’s dumb, I don’t wanna have to deal with that, I don’t even know if it will work for me or if I’ll like it, I’m going to stick to what works”.

Go ahead and debate with me on this one if you think you have a valid point to make. But I really doubt any serious, American gamer can back this one up.

The Day Cometh

If you have not heard, today it was announced by M$ at the Tokyo show that the Xbox 360 will debut on November 22, 2005. This is 2 days before Turkey Day, a.k.a, Thanksgiving. So, I can only guess how much of that 4 day weekend will be dedicated to gaming… all of it? I THINK SO!

Here’s a link to engadget.com confirming it, or you can check out all the other gaming sites, although in my opinion, it does not get much better than planetxbox360.com for gaming news (oh, a shameful plug from the mod thereof!). Bah, do what you will, but the days are now officially numbered. Sandstone, start that counter, things are going to get crazy from here on out.

Enjoy!

P.S. Has anyone been following the Origen ARG? I don’t care much for guerilla marketing, but there is a lot of speculation about its significance. Any opinions on this matter?