Finally off the Deep End

I found this article on Slashdot this morning and I just had to be the first guy to post it on the blog here. It’s a low-down on the controller set to be released with Nintendo’s next gen console, Revolution. I suggest you read the article before you read my post any further. The shock factor of this thing should not be spoiled by my future comments. You need to see this thing with your own eyes without any preconceived notions.

Ok, read the article? No really, read it.

Alright, you done? Good. Now my first comment…

WHAT THE &#%$! Holy FREAK!! Nintendo has just officially jumped off the deep end! Japanese developers are now completely out of touch with the American market. If those crazy Japs want a friggin’ TV remote for their controller, more power to them. Let them exist in their own little Mario/Pokemon/Fluffy-Puff-Marshmallow world. The American audiences (you know, the people that take gaming SERIOUSLY) will laugh this thing out of the stores faster than you can say “development disaster”.

The motion detection features are, in my opinion, a moot point. Seems to me that the only type of game you can play on this thing now are the rediculous child-like mini-games that people in Japan seem to love. Making a controller like this means that your RPG, FPS, RTS audiences now have to learn entirely new mind-set of gaming. They can’t just “get the feel” of a new controller. Now they have to completely unlearn their gaming brain. It’s rediculous. Consumers that were debating on whether to go with PS3, 360, or Revolution will now see this hog-wash and think “well that’s dumb, I don’t wanna have to deal with that, I don’t even know if it will work for me or if I’ll like it, I’m going to stick to what works”.

Go ahead and debate with me on this one if you think you have a valid point to make. But I really doubt any serious, American gamer can back this one up.

Diablo
September 16th, 2005 12:55 pm

Yeah, I’ve been following this story all morning. I left a similar remark to yours at planetxbox360. Hard to debate you when I have the same inclinations. Not that it terribly matters, I wasn’t planning on picking up a Revolution first thing, but still, this is a bit… different. I have a hard time stating that it is innovative, as I do not see porting a TV remote into a gaming controler as meeting that definition. I noted that if you turn it sideways, you have your standard NES controller, though. As I understnad it, a standard controller will be made as well for the backward compatible games.

I cannot see myself pointing the remote at the TV the enitre time I am playing a game. Just not my style. I seriously wonder how long the batteries last. I think the nunchaku, or whatever it is called, will be easily broken, as I have a tendency to virously shake my controller whenever I muff up majorly and I could see myself inadvertantly snapping the connector cord. I also wonder how many times I’ll loose the controller as it has now become another remote to hide in the couch.

But, despite all that, it’ll be a year before it releases, and by then I should be heavily sedated with Xbox 360 goodness. I am curious to try the remote, though. It definitely made the Sony controller a little more appealing.

Diablo
September 16th, 2005 3:56 pm

I’ve been doing some thinking, so forgive the second post (yeah, last post I just put together haphazardly). This controller will have an edge, especially on FPS style games. You have the left hand analog stick that moves your character forward, backward, etc. Then you have the remote controller that you just have to point and shoot. It would be quicker than a regular controller, and probably more efficient than a keyboard and mouse. It’s like duck hunt, kinda. You hold your weapon and direct it too. It’ll be faster than “pushing” an analog stick to the intended target.

When the NES came out and the Atari gamers looked at the rectangular controller, they didn’t think too highly of it. Then the analog stick came out on the N64, and again, met with criticizm. Now once we get this, it’ll revolutionize gaming, I bet M$ and $ony will build something similar. I don’t like the design, but the concept is sound. It probably will not mesh well with all game types, but for driving, FPS, et al., it may be the elite controller to have.

I’ve read quite a few comments on it thus far (well, all at engadget, planetxbox360, bungie and 1up), the reviews are about equal. Most people say it is “fugly”, but there are quite a few of reviews that give it props for being innovative. Personally, I think they could have been innovative by using an existing ergonomical controller design and got the same technology out there.

Now then, despite my most recent laudations towards the Rev., let me say that the Nintendo system itself is still flawed, and that without all the 3rd party support they used to have, they will remain in 3rd place still. But, because of this design, the Japan market will still be unfavorable toward M$ as the Japanese love new technology, and Nintendo is giving them just that. It’ll be interesting to see how this comes about one year from now.

June 4th, 2006 4:33 pm

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