The jokes simply write themselves. The Vice-President shotgunned a lawyer in the face. In the face. The worst part? Lawyers weren’t even in season. I tell ya - if you haven’t tuned in yet, you have got to watch late-night talk shows tonight. I have the feeling that it’s going to be hilarious.
Dear Vice-President Cheney: I voted for you, and I’ll vote for you again. And I promise I’ll whistle before meeting you the first time - just so you know I’m there.
Lawyers are always “in season”. Vice-president not only had the opportunity to eliminate one more leach on society, he had an “reasonable cause” to shot and kill a lawyer — yet failed to do so.
Anyway, the attorney was lucky in that they were hunting with 28 gauge shot guns, which is about half the size of a 12 gauge round, and that he was shot about 30 yards out. Any closer would have been serious, if not fatal. Nevertheless, makes you think twice about gun safety, eh, Stonesand (hint, hint)?
Dude - you told me to put the shell in, and push right there on that little thingy. That was totally not my fault. I trusted you. 
Ok. I totally want to hear the shotgun story now. Not Cheney’s, Stonesand/Diablos 
BTW, my labmate here tells me people in the White House are wearing orange.
-aaron
Ben/Aaron/Amanda/April:Whoever gets this first, contact me! Free Prize, my wedding info!
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