I’ve been messing around with USB flash drives, and after seeing the idea on Engadget.com, I thought that I could do it better. Or at least do it the same. Or at least not totally screw it up:

This little guy even glows in the dark:

Oh, the humanity!

I thought about telling a story involving a parrot with a knife, a USB drive, and an old Pound Puppy, but it just wasn’t funny:

Anyway, the little guy is up for sale on eBay. Heh.